Archive for the 'Silly' Category

National Organisation Week Fail

Monday, September 7th, 2009

This week the Australasian Association of Professional Organsiers are running “National Organising Week”.

I hope they can get organised enough to update their website to tell us what is happening. Peter Walsh is involved and I’m genuinely interested.

organisation

A Case Study of a Long Pastorate (image)

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

sheedy

635 Games as Coach – 4 Premierships.

I don’t like Essendon (go Pies), but I like Sheedy.

Hey, Dad, sorry about the Ferrari | theage.com.au

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

This is so Geelong Grammar. Why would you ever send your kids to Geelong Grammar? Geelong Grammar really has something to answer for here.

Unfortunately for the 21-year-old, former Geelong Grammar schoolboy, his dream spun off the road.

via Hey, Dad, sorry about the Ferrari | theage.com.au.

A Campus Carol

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

A few years ago, in ye-good-old student ministry days, Helen and I led a strand group at the AFES National Training Event. I think it was the year 2000.

We were doing a study of Romans 3:21-26 and we wrote this awesome (IMHO) song about it, to the tune of Jingle Bell Rock:

Propitiate propitiate propitiate wrath

God turns his anger away upon the cross

Because we are dodgy, in Jesus we trust,

And see that God is just!

We even had actions that went along with it.

Now I reckon it is still a pretty good summary of:

21 But now a righteousness from God, apart from law, has been made known, to which the Law and the Prophets testify. 22 This righteousness from God comes through faith in Jesus Christ to all who believe. There is no difference, 23 for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, 24 and are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus. 25 God presented him as a sacrifice of atonement, through faith in his blood. He did this to demonstrate his justice, because in his forbearance he had left the sins committed beforehand unpunished— 26 he did it to demonstrate his justice at the present time, so as to be just and the one who justifies those who have faith in Jesus.

So sing it to yourself a few times, and as you hear the pagan version you can sing along the gospel.

Sure it doesn’t really work as a kids song, nor a youth group or even adults carol – only University students can handle both the silliness and theological precision required here. And that is what I miss most about Uni ministry.

Even the tedious sections

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

As seen on an Amazon review of an audio bible:

The best and most real to life reading of the Bible I’ve ever heard.
It is easy to listen even the most tedious sections of the Bible such as Leviticus for example because of talented readers and sound effects which bring the Word to life without a religious tone.

Separated at Birth

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

The credits of Sydney Anglican online TV show “The Chat Room”

and the credits of Ryan Shelton’s “Investigationing”

Interesting Wikipedia Articles #2

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moof

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Treat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/February_27#Births (list of people who share my birthday – Emperor Constantine, John Steinbeck!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adages_named_after_people

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolcat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_run

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Long_Tan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiteboard

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_planning

See also:

Interesting Wikipedia Articles

Jono Smith’s Blog: The ESV Study Bible is MINE!!!

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Well we have some new idols at Holy Trinity Doncaster. We all got ESV Study bibles delivered yesterday.

Let the bibliolatry begin.

I can’t believe Jono opened his already. I thought we all agreed lay baskets of fruit before it for 40 days before opening…

Thanks to the fact that my boss is a contributor to the ESV Study Bible (he wrote the Deuteronomy notes) I have, what must be one of the first, ESVSB’s in Australia.

Jono Smith’s Blog: The ESV Study Bible is MINE!!!

Swedish wrestler Ara Abrahamian throws away medal in Olympic hissy fit – Telegraph

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

Class!

Abrahamian took the medal from around his neck during the medal ceremony, stepped from the podium and dropped it in the middle of the mat before storming off.

Swedish wrestler Ara Abrahamian throws away medal in Olympic hissy fit – Telegraph

Questioning Hell: Is it ok for Christians to listen to heavy metal?

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

Not since the satanic video game “Quake 1” have I felt so righteously angry.

For a long time I have been watching, from a distance, the musical genre of “metal”, if you can call it music.

I’ve recently had my attention drawn to the newer genres of “death metal” and “black metal“. This time these anti family crusaders have gone too far with their death-growls and double bass drum pedals. I’m particularly worried that fusions between death and black metal, sometimes known as “deathcore“, crosses a line beyond reasonable evil-levels in popular entertainment.

Please write to your local music stores and demand the banning of these cd’s.

World of world of warcraft

Sunday, June 15th, 2008

I’m getting this game!


‘Warcraft’ Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing ‘Warcraft’

YouTube – Alternate Ending

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

YouTube – Alternate Ending to The Karate Kid Final Fight!

FPV V8

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

fpv

Judge Rules in Sermon Sharing Scandal

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

I have only ever downloaded one Keller sermon and I confess I very promptly reused the introduction in one of my own Bible talks…

At the center of the suit are the sermons and writings of Rev. Timothy J. Keller of Redeemer Presbyterian Church in Manhattan. After an intensive three year investigation the justice department uncovered an extensive network of pastors, seminary students and other church workers who downloaded hundreds of sermons by Rev. Keller, distributed them and preached them regularly in churches across America

JOLLYBLOGGER: Judge Rules in Sermon Sharing Scandal

Interesting Wikipedia Articles

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mullet_%28haircut%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trap_%28plumbing%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loudness_war

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Very_Special_Person

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_famous_misquotations

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3103 (funny international standard)

Ethan Zohn and Jenna Morasca at Luna Park Melbourne

Saturday, February 19th, 2005

Some of our friends might find this silly… We don’t watch much TV, but Helen and I are BIG fans of the TV show Survivor.

Helen and I enjoyed a great evening meeting Ethan Zohn (winner of Survivor Africa) and Jenna Morasca (winner of Survivor Amazon) recently at a fundraising event at Luna Park (go savethekoala.com)

The event itself was poorly attended, I only found out by reading tvaus.com.au forums accidentally. It was great of the organisers to still hold the event – well done Australia Koala Foundation.

It was great to be able to ask questions about different people from survivor, Hatch’s tax evasion, Rob Cesternino and such. We also enjoyed some rides, and got our survivor DVD’s signed which is nice.

Ethan and Jenna both were very friendly – obviously still love survivor and love talking about it. Good value.

Yes we will be watching Survivor Palau – it is great to see an Australian network getting the rights to air a show less than a week behind the USA.