Dear future-Helen,
I opened an item in the mail today that you had sent to my wife, present-Helen, in the present. It came via her Colonial First State superannuation account.
Apparently you represent my wife in the future, who increases her super contributions and is now living 22 years into the future in “Island Hut 10, Port of Paradise, The Bahamas”.
You, future-Helen, claim that you now enjoy living “a life of ease”, travelling around northern Europe, enjoying “stawberries and cream outside of Wimbledon” and you have a new pool.
You urge my wife, present-Helen, to increase her super giving in order to create this future.
Unfortunately, I will show your letter to my wife and we will throw it in the bin.
In the first place, if she is living it up in Northern Europe she is not doing it with me. And as my wife, she stays with me till death do us part.
Secondly, we worship Jesus Christ and live for heaven. We do not aim for a “life of ease”, but to take up our cross and serve Jesus with all our heart. We hope to give more of our money away so people can hear the gospel and find life in a suffering world. We will take radical risks with our wealth and God will clothe and take care of us.
In short – GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY WIFE.
Wayne Schuller
Colonial First State – This is the most facile and shallow piece of advertising I have ever received. I’ll be rolling over my wife’s super to a new company ASAP.